"Yeah… I kinda ate the turkey…"
It’s a Lana Del Rey night. <3
Anonymous asked: 4, 9, 11
4. What’s your favorite number? #7!!
9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Their teeth and eyes at the exact same time.
11. Favorite TV show? BREAKING BAD. CUS I’M A BAD BITCH, BABY.
Anonymous asked: Are you a Russian hooker?
Only for cute boys. ;)
Lady Gaga would be proud if I renamed my blog “Confessions of a Russian Hooker.”
JUSTIN BIEBER ONLY CAME TO LATIN AMERICA TO F**** SHIT UP
NORTH AMERICA, PLEASE TAKE YOUR CHILDREN BACK HOME WTF
THIS IS NOT NORTH AMERICA’S CHILD PLEASE STOP PUTTING EVERYTHING ON US IT IS CANADA’S CHILD UGH
Canadá is in North America, the name of your country is United States of America
Please don’t think all United States citizens are this stupid. Some of us are educated.